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The New Pop Culture Optimism

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want…

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Game of the Year 2021

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail. Lion! Cloth talk.

My favorite hotel game

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Alderaan? The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most…

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One side of this galaxy

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t…

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May the Force be with you

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to…

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Doom Eternal has a New Trailer

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want…

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This Skyrim Mod Mimics

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want…

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Disintegration Beta Testing Begins

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Give thanks to the most high. I’m up to something. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want…

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